By unknown artist
When I come across a fat spider or a cockroach (especially the black, monstrous Australian kind) you can hear me scream hysterically, with eyes wide open in horror , every single hair on my body raised to the sky and my body shivering in disgust.
In the past, when I managed not to be completely paralyzed, I would spray Hairspray on these creeps. I tell you now, DON’T DO IT – it only makes them move in slow motion – even more spooky to look at. The next option is to scream for your other half to fight the beast.
I know, ridiculous behaviour for a full grown, otherwise not made of sugar woman. I’m working on it. I have to toughen up, especially when I want to be a brave example for my daughter. Having said that, that would only apply if there is no one else to sort the creep out. Read the rest of this entry »
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